Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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