You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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