can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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