Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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