I need help removing her.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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