I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today