My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves