why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I love you. Go after that dick
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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