i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's no shave November. This is our time.