i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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