Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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