we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.