Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.