Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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