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My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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