what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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