yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
