I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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