Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.