Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I am available for nakedness
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.