there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.