Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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