Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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