If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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