I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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