Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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