Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.