That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays