do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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