Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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