I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?