This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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