Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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