Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Bring me that man meat
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.