clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's