Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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