Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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