Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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