WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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