I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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