no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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