Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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