Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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