Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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