my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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