I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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