i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You made out with two different species that night
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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