I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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