I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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