Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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