If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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