drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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