I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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