Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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