hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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